The Victoria Secret Fashion Show for 2007 has come and gone, but that doesn’t mean we can’t keep checking out the hundreds of pictures that were amassed from the event. Behold, the Mother of all Victoria Secret Fashion Show Posts. Check it out, take your time, and enjoy! By the way, is it me or does Izabel Goulart have possibly the greatest ass on the planet? Good God.

Heidi Klum

Adriana Lima

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GQ Magazine may have just gotten themselves a new subscriber with their new June spread. They feature a huge article on the Victoria Secret Angels. I know what you’re thinking, “Oh crap…an article! I don’t wanna read, I want to ogle them in pictures.” Well, don’t you worry. I’m not going to tell you about the article, mostly because I didn’t read it or even bother to look for it for that matter. I’m just going to show you the hot pictures. How Victoria Secret manages to get the hottest women on the planet to walk around half naked amazes me. Forget the inventor of the polio vaccine, the Nobel prize needs to be given to whoever the hell Victoria is.

Good God woman! You used to be THE hottest woman on the planet. Now you look like a busted up chipmunk. Adriana Lima used to be Victoria Secret’s hottest model hands down. That crown now goes to Alessandra Ambrosio, but Adriana has been falling fast people. She’s headed towards Britney Spears territory. OK, that may have been a little exaggerated, but you get the idea. Get with the program Adriana, for the sake of all mankind.

Adriana Lima doesn’t look to pleased with me. I’m guessing it’s because she say my post yesterday claiming she was losing her touch. My bad Adriana! From the looks of these pictures you still have it. I guess it’s just hard for us beautiful people to look good all the time. Sometimes when I walk down the street, people faint from my handsomeness, or as I like to call it “man-beauty”. It’s the number one killer of women between the ages of 19-32.

What the hell has happened to Adriana Lima? She used to be almost unbelievably hot, but lately she has been slacking on the makeup and now she seems to be taking the Christina Aguilera route. What’s with the busted red lipstick and the unflattering jeans? She needs to take a break or something because she looks like she’s getting worn out, and nothings worse than an old worn out supermodel folks just ask Tyra.

Christy Hemme is what wrestlers should look like…[HornyOyster]

Jessica Biel looks great in anything even a towel…[Popoholic]

Kelly Carlson, the hot chick from Nip Tuck…[The Grumpiest]

Adriana Lima is still sexy as hell…[Derek Hail]

Hello! It’s Alyssa Milano’s cleavage…[Hollywood Tuna]

Shakira shakes her hot ass…[Hollywood Rag]

Myleene Klass looks like a horse with boobs…[Bastardly]

Ladies please, explain to me Derek Jeter’s appeal. He looks like a beady eyed douchenut. These pictures are about a year old but this guy shouldn’t ever be able to hang out with two Victoria Secret models. It’s bad enough that he has been linked to Adriana Lima, Halle Berry, and most recently Jessica Biel. I don’t understand it.