Coming back from a long weekend blows, we all know this. Abigail Clancy, however, aims to make this transition easier for us. How you ask? Shut it, I reply. Abigail plans to help us by flashing us while getting choked by another scantily clad woman. Yes, not only does she show us a tit, she also fulfills some sick perv’s choking fetish. Now that’s a classy broad.

Keeley Hazel returns to FHM…[Hollywood Tuna]

Jenna Jameson is ruining her vag…[Yeeeah]

Posh Spice has some competition…[CelebSlam]

Kendra Wilkinson plays golf correctly…[Bastardly]

Abigail Clancy in GQ…[The Grumpiest]

Bar Refaeli is trading in her bikini for a ring…[Derek Hail]

The best body in Britain…[Popoholic]

Tera Patrick in another skimpy outfit…[Horny Oyster]

Vida Guerra is “Killin’ the Game”…[Mediabom]

Abigail Clancy is a fun girl. Look at her just dousing herself with sand for a photo shoot. She doesn’t need one of those fancy assistants to push up her breasts or carefully paint makeup on her lady parts. She can take care of herself. It reminds me of the time I tried to help Marissa Miller with her ass makeup on a Sports Illustrated shoot. Talk about ungrateful. Just because I can concentrate better with my pants off, she thinks I’m trying to molest her. Get a grip bitch.