Allison Hannigan is a ginger kid

1 May

Allison Hannigan

Allison Hannigan looks pretty good here. Too bad she’s a ginger. Those gingers are seriously freaky. Ask me if I’ve ever had sex with a ginger. The answer is yes and it was fantastic. That’s besides the point however. The point being that Allison Hannigan is wearing shorts and I don’t like shorts on women. Shorts pretty much tell me that she is thinking:

“My ass is sad and it is hanging like a puppy dog’s cheeks. Therefore I will wear these shorts to make you think I have a cute ass when in reality it is quite a disappointment.”

That’s just how the world works people. I’m trying to enlighten you.