Alessandra Ambrosio visits Miami

17 Apr

Alessandra Ambrosio

So Alessandra Ambrosio came down to Miami to visit me last week. Unfortunately, I was too busy to hang out so she was forced to look hot by herself. Don’t bother to try to hit on her guys, she’s with me. And by “with me”, I mean she has several restraining orders pending against me. And by “restraining orders”, I mean she has no idea who I am. What’s the deal with the dude in the background? I’m guessing he’s trying not to pop wood in front of the camera. Everyone knows the only way NOT to pop wood in the presence of Alessandra Ambrosio is to close your eyes and think of Pink in a bikini.