29 Mar

Abigail Clancy is a fun girl. Look at her just dousing herself with sand for a photo shoot. She doesn’t need one of those fancy assistants to push up her breasts or carefully paint makeup on her lady parts. She can take care of herself. It reminds me of the time I tried to help Marissa Miller with her ass makeup on a Sports Illustrated shoot. Talk about ungrateful. Just because I can concentrate better with my pants off, she thinks I’m trying to molest her. Get a grip bitch.
